Thursday, July 3, 2008

Letter to the enemy~

Hi 1337, I've been asked to pass this message on to you.

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1337guard,

We were informed today by Midnyt that you are Mercutio, and then House Capulet requested that we use our sleeper to hit you.

Obviously we have no intention of doing this because it will give Capulet one free night of killing Montagues, and we have to question as to why they would supply us your name and then not make such an attack themselves.

Additionally, we already scheduled our attack for a different target. Even if we switched to you, it would be too late to prevent you from making a hit.

Montague had narrowed Mercutio down to either yourself, Keglaneq, Shazback or DJROC. After asking all of these players to vote for Zero_Kanipan, none of them actually did it so we were no closer to identifying you.

We're pretty sure nobody is going to hit you tonight so you've got one free night to smash something before both houses go 'zomg, nobody hit Mercutio!??' and regretfully lynch you.

It just so happens we know a number of House Capulet members, and thought you'd like the opportunity to hit something of value.

We're certain that Capulet has their medic protecting their sleeper. Unfortunately we don't know who the medic or the sleeper is yet. However, that means their medic isn't on, say, their detective Midnyt, or any of the other quiet members.

Shazback is apparently afk, so he's no good for you. But you could really cause some trouble by hitting Keglaneq, who has been super quiet this game and never voted, or major_pain who has been extra loud and first put us on to hitting Kaiba.

We'd like to say that we have some good offer for you or that this is a way for you to extend your game time past tomorrow's lynch, but that would be a lie (unless Aarin has given you special powers~). So we are blatantly asking you to hit something from Capulet under the motivation of revenge, since if it wasn't for Capulet tellin us who you were, we were at least three nights away from it.

Regardless, you've led us a merry chase, and you've killed an awful lot of House members. It would be a shame if you happened to hit a player who was a veteran, protected by a medic or bodyguard, or was the paranoid, and wasted your last hit. I assure you that none of the players I have mentioned here are covered by a medic or are the paranoid, but I can't vouch for certain about the veteran. It just so happens that Montague still has it's veteran, the paranoid voting in our bloc, our bodyguard and our medic, so if you want to make a kill, your best chance is against Capulet.

Lastly, if you're not Mercutio, that means Capulet has sold us a bridge, and you should be freaking out as to why Midnyt sold you out to the Montague's.

Thank you for playing - we hope to see you in the next game, hopefully on the same team this time.
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